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Swansong…?

We tried to rescue a waterlogged swan today. We saw it barely floating at the edge of the water, pathetically trying to carry on as a normal swan would, slowly and what looked like painfully sweeping its soaked neck from side to side, beak just underwater where the food might be. Instinct, I supposed. Even those weakened movements were almost enough to upset the poor creature’s equilibrium and once or twice I thought it might even capsize, but I suppose the wings nearly underwater and the despairingly splayed feet just kept it upright.

“Let’s ring the Animal Ambulance…!” So we did. Trying to stay un-frantic while trying to explain where we were I felt such a feeling of inadequacy. Not just because although we were trying to “do the right thing” we couldn’t recall the name of the bridge we were near, nor any of the side roads an approaching vehicle might have used to come near enough to be any use. “Lift it out of the water, if you can…” So we did; after a few half-hearted goes at paddling away as if for form’s sake, the swan came back to the water’s edge and allowed us to take hold of its neck behind the head and keep the wings together, as instructed. So we gathered the swan up and took it in armfuls to the main road nearby. Awkward, its still pure-white feathers clearly drenched through and dripping, the beast was too far gone even to struggle. One likes to think of course that it knew we wanted to help. “Put a coat or a towel or even a plastic sheet or something over it; keep it warm…,” they’d said. So we laid the swan on a bench and, feeling rather foolish, I duly placed my coat over it­­––turned inside out, I might add.

We watched perplexed as the Animal Ambulance eventually appeared, then dawdled off down the wrong road. It reappeared an agonizing age later and I thought I’d caught the driver’s eye so I waved. He switched on his indicator towards where I Was standing but then drove on past, continued to the traffic light down the road, waited while it changed to green then disappeared again. Finally the vehicle reappeared and with the help of another concerned bystander we induced it to stop.

“Yes,” said the experts. “It’s wet!” The Animal Ambulance is run, paid for, and operated entirely by volunteers, of course. A cold beak; so no ’flu and no botulism. So; unwell but with something else. They put the swan in the warm cabinet in the back of the ambulance and off to the vet. See what he says…

“Is it going to die…?” We thought so.

“They’re tougher than you think…”

We won’t know, but we hope so.

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A Right Royal Flash up the Pole

This evening, a scant week after my last report, I’ve been looking out of the window at what appeared to be the local flagpole newly equipped with a white flashing light. Thinking that unlikely I thought I’d better keep looking. I thought of aircraft, warnings; that sort of thing. Still unlikely, I thought. The pole is on a tall building just over the way. The building was going to be offices but is now a hotel, which I find a much better idea. Clearly the hotel people thought a flag worthwhile, and jolly good it looks, too, although I have my doubts about whether the flag can be seen from the ground. Perhaps one day I’ll go and have a look, tho’ that’ll want some remembering. Anyway, after I’d looked at the flag for some time I realized the flashing light is no such thing but that the flag itself reflects the beam of a spotlight playing on it from the foot of its pole, the random movements of the fabric creating the impression of a flashing light as it catches the edge of the beam.

Meanwhile elsewhere in the city there have been Royal goings-on, no doubt with much attendant junketing. The King of Siam was there looking amiable but not quite sure if he was doing it right (I think he was…) and most of the ladies were seemingly wondering if they were dressed right and no doubt hoping they weren’t the least attractive one there, as ladies will. The same thought didn’t seem to have crossed the minds of even the fattest of the Important Gentlemen…  I found myself inwardly deploring the over-long hair of the soldiers and nodding approvingly at the chaps without ties. Everything seemed terribly informal and good-natured, with the always rather wickedly humourous looking Old Queen whispering conspiratorially with the Royal Daughters. I think they were all choosing their favourite ice-creams for afterwards. I confess I was disappointed that the new King didn’t emerge from the ceremony wearing a blow-up rubber crown.

But I thought the best thing was all the sailing ships on the IJ afterwards.

Incidentally, “the mosquitoes are back, Ted…” (with apologies, &c…)

 

 

 

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…and this be the blog

…and this be the blog.

Blog? blog? I mean, is it capital-Blog (um, Capital-Blog?) or just blog? I suppose I should know that, me being a pro. editor an’ all. Ah, well – it can be a house style thing, eh? Or, a house-style thing, or…

(I’m already beginning to think this isn’t going to go well…)

The thing is, for a while now I’ve been thinking this every time I fetch the washing out of the washing machine and get it ready for hanging up: I always lay the wet socks over my hand in just the way Michael the fish man used to lay the pieces of fish over his hand, saying “…nice piece of plaice, that”. So now I always have to think of the fish man every time I wash socks.

(Seemed eminently bloggable to me…?)